“I was up on stage with the mayor of the town, and I made a speech about how wonderful it was to work with the company for 10 years and how we were so proud of all of the work they had done for us in China,” Zatkin said. “They put up a big bandstand and the whole town was there and some other local muckety-mucks.”
The requirements for these jobs are simple.
1. Be white.
2. Do not speak any Chinese, or really speak at all, unless asked.
3. Pretend like you just got off of an airplane yesterday.